April Fool's Day

We actually had a slow day in the clinic, a very rare occurrence. Perhaps the beautiful weather distracted some of our regular patients. It was sort of nice to have some extra time to catch up on lab & x-ray reports and return patients' calls. The nurses truly enjoyed April Fool's Day. I think I was squirted by water guns no less than ten times. Then, the nurses registered a "fake patient" with some very interesting chief complaints, including severe anal pain and request for rectal exam. They really enjoy tormenting me, but I have to admit it was pretty funny. I can never think of a way to get back at them--they are always one step ahead. We have the day off tomorrow and I cannot wait to start my 3-day weekend, but I am sure we will pay for the extra time off when we return to the clinic on monday.....